the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!