The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to die at will.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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The power to fart flames

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!