The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to see through water

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be super jewish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!