the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to see through glass.

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vomitspit

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!