Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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Facebook.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to die in one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!