The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -135

the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

thumb_up thumb_down +162

The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

thumb_up thumb_down +118

the ability to "speak in tongues"...

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

thumb_up thumb_down -70

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down -118

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

thumb_up thumb_down -128

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -152

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

thumb_up thumb_down -168

The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

thumb_up thumb_down +195

The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

thumb_up thumb_down +187

the power to let dust gather twice as fast

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to poop kittens with mittens

thumb_up thumb_down -99

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down -103

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

thumb_up thumb_down -125

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

thumb_up thumb_down -147

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -189

The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!