The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to catch em all

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the power to die at will

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!