The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to die but once

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to be justin bieber

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be blind

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!