The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to read

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to swim on land

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!