Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to have no powers

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to do your homework.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!