The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!