the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!