The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!