The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!