The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to have a power thats a power

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!