to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!