The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

thumb_up thumb_down -64

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

thumb_up thumb_down -72

The power to live until you die.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down +171

The power to shrink your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +165

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to fart flames

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to jump high but u have no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The ability to see through mirrors.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to be justin beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to describe the taste of water.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!