the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to float without gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!