the power to poop pee

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to write about power.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to annoy people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!