The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!