The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Dejavu

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to die at will

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power spite flower

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!