The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!