The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to think.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to create another human

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!