Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Night vision that only works during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to be phone

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!