the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to create a meme

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!