make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!