The ability to not finish sen...

The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

The power to get thumbs down.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

the power to not have super powers...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!