The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to jump -50% higher

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

The power to see through glass

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to silence explosions.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

Imortality.

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

the power to phaze through everything against your will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!