The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!