The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!