the power to turn wine into water

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to get older every second

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!