The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to bleed

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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KeemStar

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!