The power to fart in colour

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the power to jizz on cue

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!