The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!