the power to shit shards of glass

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!