The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Black power

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!