The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!