The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to nit propely

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!