The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

thumb_up thumb_down -25

the power of reanimating dead insects

thumb_up thumb_down -29

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to have super-sweaty hands

thumb_up thumb_down -59

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

the power to know black lives do NOT matter

thumb_up thumb_down +166

the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to transform into anything you have already become

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to see through water

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to eat edible things.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to die tomorrow morning.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to only tell the truth

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!