The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!