The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!