The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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power to breathe

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!