The power to wink really fast.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!