The power to get older every second

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be born.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!