The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!