The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!