The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power to shrink your penis.

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The power to fart flames

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

The ability to see through mirrors.

The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to be justin beiber

The power to describe the taste of water.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to have a stroke at will.

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!