The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to die

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Black power

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!