The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Poop

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!