The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!