The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to have a small penis

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to wink really fast.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power... to read this

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!