The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!