The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to shit on command.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to science.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!