The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!