The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to think.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!