the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to think of a funny power

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to science.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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to be shitty

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to fly in space

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to create another human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!