the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to shit on command.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!