The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to catch em all

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to fly but only upward

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Really bendy thumb

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!