I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power spite flower

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to die at will

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!