The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to die on command

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!