The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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the power to create a meme

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!