The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!