The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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hey

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!