The power to do nothing

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!