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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to snore.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!